Journal 52: Respond to Shakespeare

I would be really freaked out because the tongue of the speaker at the beginning of the poem is really flattering, and somehow I sense homo here in this situation.

Shall I decline your courtesy today?

You are irritating so that’s I say.

Goose bumps it caused, that letter full of gray,

Disgust and awkward it gives me sternway.

Always too gay master of English shows,

And bizarre is his big'o ego shown;

And every word by word yet remains beaus,

Heterosexuality I own.

So your personal like shall not be seen

Nor your overemotional standpoint,

Nor shall you use more sonnets as a mean,

to flirt, seduce, or entice at this point.

So long as you control, or stop writing,

So long shall it be peace and harmony.